What's wrong with kids these days?
Where do I even begin?! The sex? The drugs? That nasty rock and roll? Or should I start with their blatant thievery from the coffers of the long-established music industry with their little "Napsters" and "Rippers"? Or should I talk of their carefree destruction of my once well-groomed ski snow with those damned "boards" of theirs? And what's with those pant legs? I could take shelter from the rain in one of those! What kind of an accomplishment is "grinding" a skateboard down a staircase handrail? Does it even remotely compare in bravado to trying to jump the Snake River Canyon in a rocket-powered motorcycle? Cause that's the kind of thing that _kids_ used to do, when they used to be real growing men, not the punks they are today! Pesky kids.