Who is more green, Kermit the Frog or Oscar the Grouch, and why?

Right. On to Kermit, because Kermit is it. Oscar was green by happenstance. He might just as well have been blue or red ('cept then he'd look too much like Elmo). Kermit DEFINED himself by his greeness. Listen to the damn song - being green is central to his life. Also, Kermit was always like a real person to me. Oscar is a one trick pony.

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